Wordista Creativa

She thought she knew all the words,
She felt she deserved all the awards.
The proud queen proclaimed another title for self-
'WORDISTA CREATIVA'- her latest book on shelf.

When her subjects didn't have any money,
She felt they could afford milk and honey!
And of course they could buy all what she wrote,
Her books were bestsellers; that's what she thought.

The poor public was busy trying to be savvinomical;
What 'Wordista Creativa' was doing was comical.
She wrote on multiple topics that she felt were vital-
The content had nothing to do with the book-title!

Flock Together!

People have different motivations to work.
But, the #1 activity on checklist they never shirk-

One act that shamelessly unites them together-
Efforts impressing their superior/leader!

Source: Times Of India

On The Beach

Happiness on the beach for Mr.Bakshi!
He ogled at a pretty lady in a bikini sexy!

Photo-Prompt- The Moving Quill

Mrs.Bakshi, who was wet, was wild seeing this.
Hubby staring at another woman is no bliss...

Some Confessions Of A Blogaholic

Blogaholic refers to one who loves Blogging & her/his Blog. 

Here the Blogaholic is yours truly.

Ever since I have started Blogging seriously, I have been doing crazy things... more so in the recent past.

The following are half a dozen Confessions of this Blogaholic!

1. Everything appears like a story to me, with the potential to make it BIG & get featured on my super Blog! When I read the newspaper or watch the news, I am no longer that helpless or passive... Blogging is cathartic & therapeutic.

2. Blogging makes me feel powerful. My mind is always active and has a say. I express through my Blog and also via fellow-Bloggers' posts.

I feel free to express whatever I wish & share my views on the good and the not-so-good topics.

a) When I read about the tilting of the Train by passengers to free a man whose leg had got trapped between the carriage & the platform in Perth, Australia, I mentally picked this inspiring incident as a future-topic for my Blog.

b) Some days later, it was heart-touching when I read about the Pune incident where the public got together to push a bus & rescue two accident-victims- young boys who were trapped under the bus.

Source: NDTV

If Clothes Could Talk...

#IfClothesCouldTalk

They'd endearingly ask us to take good care!
Excite us to flaunt them with flair!

They'd cry- "WEAR ME! Don't just stand!"
"Extract me out of the Cupboard, do you understand?"

"Staring blankly at your wardrobe isn't encouraging of you!"
"You have ME in your collection, still you have no clue!"

My Friend's Tale!

The other day, when I found a lady grinning widely at me in the Mall, the friendly person that I am, I graciously flashed my million-dollar-smile in return!

The lady hugged me and said, “Oh Sweety! How you have changed, my friend!”

“Sweety, You were short & plump & had straight hair when we were in School, but now you are tall & thin & have curly hair…!”

Understanding that this certainly was a case of mistaken identity, I clarified patiently, “Listen, My name is not Sweety… it is Anita!”

It was the lady’s turn to be shocked as she opened her eyes wide with disbelief and exclaimed, “Sweety! You have changed your name also!!!”

Note: This story is based on a friend's real-life tale!

This post is a part of Write Over the Weekend, an initiative for Indian Bloggers by BlogAdda.

This time we’re aiming at making it more creative! Your post must contain the word Friend and you have just 5 sentences to complete your story. 

This post is also for the Five Sentence Fiction- Misunderstanding of Lillie Mc.Ferrin.

SOURCE

Condition Serious!

#ConditionSeriousHai – In this Post, I’ve listed one dozen-
Not a comprehensive list as there are & will be lots of addition!

Read this only if you have a sense of humour,
If you haven’t any & still wanna read, first have a Cadbury 5 Star!

I. Serious People ki #ConditionSeriousHai

People who carry office-work home or even for a holiday!
People who stare at their gadget-screens all night & day!

People who say they have fared poorly in the test,
Just because 1 mark is wrong, they lose their zest!

Source

People who teach with seriousness utmost!
Parents, your kids have to pay a heavy cost!

Source

II. Unreasonable People ki #ConditionSeriousHai

People who scream without verifying,
Not even checking facts before crying!

Putting the blame on the innocent is no fun!
For something others have not done!

“I didn’t do it… Raju!!!”

Chatur (Silencer) puts the serious blame on Raju in the movie- 3 Idiots, though he is the one responsible for it!

People who look without seeing,
People who see without looking!

People who are BLIND WITH EYES,
People who don’t listen to nice & wise advice!

III. People who think they can get away with anything ki #ConditionSeriousHai

People who act like Ostrich & bury their head,
People who put skeletons in the cupboard,

Source

People who shove things under the carpet,
People who are always ready to place a bet!

IV. People who make mountains out of mole-hills ki #ConditionSeriousHai

People who claim oh-so dramatically-
“Main kisiko mooh dikaane ke kabil nahi rahi” (I am not fit to show my face to anyone.)

Oh! No, no! “Mooh-Kala” is not the issue here! (Mooh-Kala – Face-Black i.e. Loss of Dignity)
A single pimple/strand of white hair sparks off fear!

People who think it’s the end of the world & a pity!
When all they have lost is a few seconds of Internet Connectivity!

“You are gay & not straight” say people, who are muddled!
Just because with the same-sex persons you cuddled!

Source

Kantaben in the movie- Kal Ho Na Ho!

V. Those PYTs* in out-of-place clothes ki #ConditionSeriousHai

Today at the temple, one was dressed for a Disco Party!
Another chilly winter eve, another PYT was in an LBD^!

VI. Liars ki #ConditionSeriousHai

Life is difficult & certainly no fest,
For people who are Liars & Dishonest!

Source

Same Qn at different times means a loss!
Different answers as truth goes for a toss!

Golmaal Hai Bhai Sab Golmaal Hai!

RamPrasad in the movie- Golmaal.

VII. People with too many choices ki #ConditionSeriousHai

People who have too many options,
That making a DECISION gives tensions!

VIII. Detectives ki #ConditionSeriousHai

What’s your age/height/weight/salary…?
Seems like you are the topic of their PhD!

Dunno why they wanna know exactly how many days,
You have spent/will be spending at your father’s place!

IX. Marriage & other Match-Fixers ki #ConditionSeriousHai

Ready for match-fixing anywhere & everywhere!
Even at the Fish-market without any thought or care!

X. Physicists ki #ConditionSeriousHai

Are you intelligent to understand?
Their directions without seeing stars on the land?! 

Source

XI. Bollywood & 5 Star Lovers ki #ConditionSeriousHai

Case-A)
Gabbar Singh: Cadbury 5 Star IndiBlogger Contest mein Kitney Aadmi they?
Me:                   XYZ (3-digit number) Sardaar!
Gabbar Singh: Woh XYZ aur prizes sirf 5! Bahut Nainsaafi Hai!
Me:                  Yes Sardaar! Hum 5 Star Lovers ki #ConditionSeriousHai

Case-B)
Deewar Film-Dialogue: "Aaj mere paas gaadi hai, bungla hai, paisa hai... tumhare paas kya hai?"
Me:                                 "Mere paas, mere paas... Cadbury 5 Star hai...!"

XII. Yours Truly ki #ConditionSeriousHai

Spotted a new Blogging Contest luckily-
Cadbury 5 Star Contest happily!

I bought lots of 5 Star bars sincerely!
Gobbled them up in a jiffy hungrily!

I really wanna win crazily!
Written all this very seriously!!!

Forgetting & neglecting simply & easily-
All- my Home, Friends, Family…

Even refused my Hubby’s Movie+Dinner invitation!
“Not tonight, Darling! I have a submission!”

This Post is super-cool as I ate Cadbury 5 Star Bars for inspiration!
Do confess by commenting how you liked my Serious Confession(s)!


*PYT- Pretty Young Thing
^LBD- Little Black Dress