Some Common Words and Meanings

                                                             CIGARETTE: 

                                             A pinch of tobacco 
                                                 rolled in paper 
                                            with fire at one end 
                                          and a fool at the other!

 

MARRIAGE:  It's an agreement  wherein  a man loses his bachelor degree  and a woman gains her master

Wife Jokes

Seeing the title of this post one may feel this is about a wife who jokes.

Rather, this post is about jokes about wives.

I feel sad each time I see wives being ridiculed. Most wives sacrifice their lives for their families. Being "housewives", they are married to the house.

Their husbands are "Pati Pareshwar" for them.

But, do they know what their so-called Gods are up to?

What do those husbands say or do behind their backs?

I came across this on X (Twitter)-

Source

I see a pretty wife dressed in a yellow saree.

What does the husband claim the AI sees?

On The Beach

Happiness on the beach for Mr.Bakshi!
He ogled at a pretty lady in a bikini sexy!

Photo-Prompt- The Moving Quill

Mrs.Bakshi, who was wet, was wild seeing this.
Hubby staring at another woman is no bliss...