#ConditionSeriousHai – In this Post, I’ve listed one dozen-
Not a comprehensive list as there are & will be lots of addition!
Read this only if you have a sense of humour,
If you haven’t any & still wanna read, first have a Cadbury 5 Star!
I. Serious People ki #ConditionSeriousHai
People who carry office-work home or even for a holiday!
People who stare at their gadget-screens all night & day!
People who say they have fared poorly in the test,
Just because 1 mark is wrong, they lose their zest!
People who teach with seriousness utmost!
Parents, your kids have to pay a heavy cost!
II. Unreasonable People ki #ConditionSeriousHai
People who scream without verifying,
Not even checking facts before crying!
Putting the blame on the innocent is no fun!
For something others have not done!
|“I didn’t do it… Raju!!!”|
People who look without seeing,
People who see without looking!
People who are BLIND WITH EYES,
People who don’t listen to nice & wise advice!
III. People who think they can get away with anything ki #ConditionSeriousHai
People who act like Ostrich & bury their head,
People who put skeletons in the cupboard,
People who shove things under the carpet,
People who are always ready to place a bet!
IV. People who make mountains out of mole-hills ki #ConditionSeriousHai
People who claim oh-so dramatically-
“Main kisiko mooh dikaane ke kabil nahi rahi” (I am not fit to show my face to anyone.)
Oh! No, no! “Mooh-Kala” is not the issue here! (Mooh-Kala – Face-Black i.e. Loss of Dignity)
A single pimple/strand of white hair sparks off fear!
People who think it’s the end of the world & a pity!
When all they have lost is a few seconds of Internet Connectivity!
“You are gay & not straight” say people, who are muddled!
Just because with the same-sex persons you cuddled!
Kantaben in the movie- Kal Ho Na Ho!
V. Those PYTs* in out-of-place clothes ki #ConditionSeriousHai
Another chilly winter eve, another PYT was in an LBD^!
VI. Liars ki #ConditionSeriousHai
Life is difficult & certainly no fest,
For people who are Liars & Dishonest!
Same Qn at different times means a loss!
Different answers as truth goes for a toss!
|Golmaal Hai Bhai Sab Golmaal Hai!|
RamPrasad in the movie- Golmaal.
VII. People with too many choices ki #ConditionSeriousHai
People who have too many options,
That making a DECISION gives tensions!
VIII. Detectives ki #ConditionSeriousHai
What’s your age/height/weight/salary…?
Seems like you are the topic of their PhD!
Dunno why they wanna know exactly how many days,
You have spent/will be spending at your father’s place!
IX. Marriage & other Match-Fixers ki #ConditionSeriousHai
Even at the Fish-market without any thought or care!
X. Physicists ki #ConditionSeriousHai
Are you intelligent to understand?
Their directions without seeing stars on the land?!
XI. Bollywood & 5 Star Lovers ki #ConditionSeriousHai
Gabbar Singh: Cadbury 5 Star IndiBlogger Contest mein Kitney Aadmi they?
Me: XYZ (3-digit number) Sardaar!
Gabbar Singh: Woh XYZ aur prizes sirf 5! Bahut Nainsaafi Hai!
Me: Yes Sardaar! Hum 5 Star Lovers ki #ConditionSeriousHai
Deewar Film-Dialogue: "Aaj mere paas gaadi hai, bungla hai, paisa hai... tumhare paas kya hai?"
Me: "Mere paas, mere paas... Cadbury 5 Star hai...!"
XII. Yours Truly ki #ConditionSeriousHai
Spotted a new Blogging Contest luckily-
Cadbury 5 Star Contest happily!
I bought lots of 5 Star bars sincerely!
Gobbled them up in a jiffy hungrily!
I really wanna win crazily!
Written all this very seriously!!!
Forgetting & neglecting simply & easily-
All- my Home, Friends, Family…
Even refused my Hubby’s Movie+Dinner invitation!
“Not tonight, Darling! I have a submission!”
This Post is super-cool as I ate Cadbury 5 Star Bars for inspiration!
Do confess by commenting how you liked my Serious Confession(s)!
*PYT- Pretty Young Thing
^LBD- Little Black Dress