Sunday, 23 February 2014

Condition Serious!



#ConditionSeriousHai – In this Post, I’ve listed one dozen-
Not a comprehensive list as there are & will be lots of addition!

Read this only if you have a sense of humour,
If you haven’t any & still wanna read, first have a Cadbury 5 Star!




I. Serious People ki #ConditionSeriousHai

People who carry office-work home or even for a holiday!
People who stare at their gadget-screens all night & day!

People who say they have fared poorly in the test,
Just because 1 mark is wrong, they lose their zest!

Source

People who teach with seriousness utmost!
Parents, your kids have to pay a heavy cost!

Source



II. Unreasonable People ki #ConditionSeriousHai

People who scream without verifying,
Not even checking facts before crying!

Putting the blame on the innocent is no fun!
For something others have not done!

“I didn’t do it… Raju!!!”
Chatur (Silencer) puts the serious blame on Raju in the movie- 3 Idiots, though he is the one responsible for it!

People who look without seeing,
People who see without looking!

People who are BLIND WITH EYES,
People who don’t listen to nice & wise advice!


III. People who think they can get away with anything ki #ConditionSeriousHai

People who act like Ostrich & bury their head,
People who put skeletons in the cupboard,
Source


People who shove things under the carpet,
People who are always ready to place a bet!


IV. People who make mountains out of mole-hills ki #ConditionSeriousHai

People who claim oh-so dramatically-
Main kisiko mooh dikaane ke kabil nahi rahi” (I am not fit to show my face to anyone.)

Oh! No, no! “Mooh-Kala” is not the issue here! (Mooh-KalaFace-Black i.e. Loss of Dignity)
A single pimple/strand of white hair sparks off fear!

People who think it’s the end of the world & a pity!
When all they have lost is a few seconds of Internet Connectivity!

“You are gay & not straight” say people, who are muddled!
Just because with the same-sex persons you cuddled!
Source

Kantaben in the movie- Kal Ho Na Ho!


V. Those PYTs* in out-of-place clothes ki #ConditionSeriousHai

Today at the temple, one was dressed for a Disco Party!
Another chilly winter eve, another PYT was in an LBD^!


VI. Liars ki #ConditionSeriousHai

Life is difficult & certainly no fest,
For people who are Liars & Dishonest!
Source


Same Qn at different times means a loss!
Different answers as truth goes for a toss!

Golmaal Hai Bhai Sab Golmaal Hai!

RamPrasad in the movie- Golmaal.


VII. People with too many choices ki #ConditionSeriousHai

People who have too many options,
That making a DECISION gives tensions!


VIII. Detectives ki #ConditionSeriousHai

What’s your age/height/weight/salary…?
Seems like you are the topic of their PhD!

Dunno why they wanna know exactly how many days,
You have spent/will be spending at your father’s place!


IX. Marriage & other Match-Fixers ki #ConditionSeriousHai

Ready for match-fixing anywhere & everywhere!
Even at the Fish-market without any thought or care!


X. Physicists ki #ConditionSeriousHai

Are you intelligent to understand?
Their directions without seeing stars on the land?! 
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XI. Bollywood & 5 Star Lovers ki #ConditionSeriousHai

Case-A)
Gabbar Singh: Cadbury 5 Star IndiBlogger Contest mein Kitney Aadmi they?
Me:                   XYZ (3-digit number) Sardaar!
Gabbar Singh: Woh XYZ aur prizes sirf 5! Bahut Nainsaafi Hai!
Me:                  Yes Sardaar! Hum 5 Star Lovers ki #ConditionSeriousHai

Case-B)
Deewar Film-Dialogue: "Aaj mere paas gaadi hai, bungla hai, paisa hai... tumhare paas kya hai?"
Me:                                 "Mere paas, mere paas... Cadbury 5 Star hai...!"


XII. Yours Truly ki #ConditionSeriousHai

Spotted a new Blogging Contest luckily-
Cadbury 5 Star Contest happily!

I bought lots of 5 Star bars sincerely!
Gobbled them up in a jiffy hungrily!



I really wanna win crazily!
Written all this very seriously!!!

Forgetting & neglecting simply & easily-
All- my Home, Friends, Family…

Even refused my Hubby’s Movie+Dinner invitation!
“Not tonight, Darling! I have a submission!”

This Post is super-cool as I ate Cadbury 5 Star Bars for inspiration!
Do confess by commenting how you liked my Serious Confession(s)!


*PYT- Pretty Young Thing
^LBD- Little Black Dress
Top post on IndiBlogger.in, the community of Indian Bloggers

71 comments:

  1. Gr8 post! So many ppl ki #ConditionSeriousHai! :D Hope U take hubby for movie+lunch 2moro coz #SubmissionCompleteHai! :)

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    1. Thanks Amrita :) Delighted to get this feedback from you :)
      Even tomorrow there's another last date to honor the other Winning submission :)

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  2. Ah... hw do u pen a poem on just ny topic?
    Nyhow, it was a wonderful post. especially

    Even refused my Hubby’s Movie+Dinner invitation!
    “Not tonight, Darling! I have a submission!”
    Good luck for th contest, Anita g

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    1. Thanks Arish :) Appreciate your kind words :)

      And that's really true! I said no to him this evening though after ages he offered to take me out! I am sooooo silly :)
      Contests should not have deadline in the weekend :)

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  3. I dare yo to write a post without Bollywood ,
    don't get #serious ,
    just kidding ,
    all the best!

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    1. Ha Ha, Thanks Disha! Bollywood creeps in seriously :)
      But, no problem as I have eaten lots of 5 Star Bars happily :)

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  4. Wow! this is really serious.

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    1. Seriously funny, i hope :) Time for Cadbury 5 Star :)

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  5. Great post Anita, really Condition Serious hai, but you gave the mantra to fight this condition serious situation with "Where There's 5 Start, There's No Seriousness".. Though I can't eat them, but I usually prefer 5 stars for my little angel :)

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    1. Thanks Alok :) Yes, Thanks to Cadbury 5 Star! Its magic works, even on adults & angels :)

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  6. hahahahah soooooooooo many serious situation!! awesome ANITA!
    "MEIN KISIKO MOOH DIKHANE KE LAYAK NAHI RAHOOOOOOOONGI" :P

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    1. Thanks Red :) Had seriously thought of putting some more points, but managed only this much :) So glad you loved it! :)

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  7. Great post Anita! How can you write so good! After reading your blog, i think now other bloggers like me may say, hamari condition serious hai!

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    1. Ratna, Welcome to my Blog! Do visit often :)
      Thanks for such a candid heart-felt comment :) Thank you so much! I seriously feel so blessed!

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    1. Delighted it tickled your funny bone :)

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  9. total lol.. i don't watch a lot of movies but seriously funny :P :P

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    1. Thanks a lot :) Glad you liked it :P

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  10. Anita, it was a difficult topic to blog about, with ideas refusing to come.

    And you got not just one but XII of these....!

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    1. Thanks Saket :) That's some honest admission!

      Was forced to stop at a dozen
      though I have some more ideas that are serious fun
      as time didn't give permission! :)
      My #ConditionSeriousHai as so many pics & ideas never got inclusion!
      I seriously need a 5 Star break/Intermission!

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  11. Hehe..nice listing..really these people exist everywhere.. All the best Anita ..:-)

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    1. Thanks Maniparna for your wishes & appreciation :) Seriously! Hope everyone has 5 stars & chills out :)

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  12. XII conditions....*faints and recovers after an hour*... I am bowled over by your creativity. :)
    I really hope you win crazily,
    You have written it so seriously.. XO

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    1. Preethi, Looks like you haven't had your power-bar- 5 Star- else you would never have fainted!!! :)
      Thanks for your wish! Best wishes to you too ;)

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  13. haha.. thats a huge platter of serious conditioned people u hv put here :D

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    1. Thanks Jyotsna :) Cadbury 5 Star Platter much better than that of Serious people :)

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  14. Very hilarious :) All the best for the contest. Don't be too serious OK :)

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    1. Thanks Jahid :) Same wishes for you! :) Seriously smiling :)

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  15. Awesome Awesome such an awesome post. You rocked with your poetic humor. All the best for the results of the contest. :)

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    1. Thanks Namrata :) Delighted that you loved it :) Such awesome comments should have great results!

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  16. The way you blend bollywood in your posts is way too awesome.

    *Genius Alert People* :D

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    1. Thanks Soumya :)
      Only a Genius can recognize a Genius :) :D
      Blessed to be in Genius company :)

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    2. Since I agree with Soumya, I decided to drop my comment here only :D
      Interesting Post I will add with what she has commented.

      All the best :D

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    3. Thanks Anmol :)
      Then, my answer is the same as I gave her :)
      Delighted to be with Geniuses like you :)

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    1. Thanks for stopping by and sharing your view :)

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  18. wow..i think this is the best one yet...all the best !!

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    1. Thanks Kimi! Great to know :) But, there must be lots of great entries :) You have to read through all :D
      Best wishes to you too :)

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    1. Thanks Dipti! We love the dozen as long as they leave us alone, else our Condition will be Serious!

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  20. WoW! That is such a long list. And it's not even exhaustive :) Nice work. And good luck for the contest

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    1. Thanks a lot for your wishes & appreciation :) Much needed to win in a serious competition :)

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  21. Wow! Exhaustive list :D
    Yes, carrying work home is sooo boring!
    I'm j cos you ate so many 5 stars while writing Anita!!! :D

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    1. Thanks Canary :) But, list is not exhaustive :)
      Cadbury 5 Stars are yummy! Head to the nearest store for your quota :)

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  22. Interesting and funny collection of serious conditions. It seems that you have had many 5Stars cadburies while writing this post and it has worked out as well.

    Wish you all the best for this contest.

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    1. Thanks you so much, Pravin :) Delighted you found it interesting & funny! Mission accomplished :)
      Best wishes to you too :)

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  23. haha kitna sara seriousness!! Bacahoooooo

    very nicely written! All the best :)

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    1. Thanks Naba :) Ha Ha! May we all be saved from seriousness :)
      Best wishes to you too :)

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    1. Welcome to my Blog, Nima :) Do visit often! Thanks for sharing :)

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  25. So many serious conditions in just one post. #ConditionSeriousHain...:p :D
    You Ooze creativity , Anita .. is what I can think of right now.:)
    You expressed so many things with such ease & that too in a poetic way.
    If people don't get the humor part in this post then " sach mein unki #ConditionSeriosHain" :p
    This post is Simply Bang on!
    You are gonna win this one :D :)

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    1. Thanks a lot for all the kind words, Nikhil. I have tears reading all these hearty comments :)
      Thank you for the encouragement and for your wish! Hope the judges share your views :)

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  26. Haha! I was actually waiting for your post on this! Knew you would've written a hilarious post!!!

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    1. Thanks Sreesha! That's so nice to know! *Wipes tears* Seriously :)
      My effort feels worthwhile :)

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  27. Agar ek BAR se ithni creativity ho sakthi hai tho bar--bar 5 star khane se kya hoga? Hats off for such a creative post and hope you do win.

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    1. Thanks a lot :) Baar Baar, lagaatar, 5 star! Rhyming & effective :)
      I feel blessed with your hearty wish & appreciation :)
      May your hope come true :)

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  28. Linked the Original-opposite China part

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  29. Nice compilation--wish you good luck Anita.

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    1. Thanks Induji :) Glad you liked :)
      Good luck much needed :)

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  30. Going by the post. you must have eaten 50 cadbury 5 Stars :)

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    1. Sureshji, I didn't count! Just ate many! Happens when one is gobbling up Paanipuri or 5 Star bars!!! :)

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    1. Thanks a lot, Rahulji :) Glad you liked it. Best wishes to you too :)

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  32. Your posts stands out with quotes, fun and incidents. All the best Anita1

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    1. Thanks a lot Uma for such a great feedback :) Hope the judges also feel the same :)

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  33. This is very engaging till the end ! Nice ! From-another Anita ;-)

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    1. Thanks a lot, my namesake :) Lovely to have you visiting my Blog. Please do stop by often :)

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