Sunday, 15 December 2013

PASS the Attention!


When Bhai* came from USA, Mom said, “I hate that unclean stubble & so will my honewaali-bahu*, Aditya…” 
Though I sided with Bhai sometimes, this time I supported Mom.

“Aditi, You’re younger than me!”  
Bhai always played this “you-are-young-card” though I am just 3 years younger!

Bhai is one of the most eligible bachelors in the world! 

Last year, my best-friend Diya confessed to me that she loved him! 
“But, I hate that unclean stubble” Diya had said. 

When Bhai went to the Mall to meet his best-friend (who also has a Stubble!), I followed him in a disguised-look. I occupied a table close to the duo in that Cafeteria. My heart missed a beat when I caught him looking at me…

Just then, a smart lady-Police-Officer arrived with a Police-Man. 
Heading straight to my Bhai’s table, she said, “You are under arrest!” 


It seemed Bhai’s face matched that of the terrorist Samimam. They showed Samimam’s photographs that I could see clearly. Shocking resemblance! 
Mom always said the stubble made Bhai look like a terrorist…

I removed my disguise (false hair & sunglasses!) & defended, “He’s my Bhai & no terrorist! He just returned from the USA yesterday! Bhai is always clean-shaven. Samimam has a stubble/beard in all his pics! Just wait!” 

Within less than 5 minutes I had picked two Razors & Shaving-Cream from the next store and re-entered the scene. I asked the Police-Man to remove the hand-cuffs and requested both my Bhai & his friend to shave there and then! They obliged. They emerged clean-shaven.  

His (Bhai’s) clean shaven look bowled her (Lady Police-Officer) over.

The "Police Officers" apologized to Bhai & his friend. 

Actually, Diya and her brother (disguised as Officers) did!

Then the three of us said, “APRIL FOOL!”

Kahaani mein twist Courtesy April 1st!

Master-Plan Successful!

* Bhai- Brother, in Hindi
* Honewaali-bahu- To-be-Daughter-in-law, in Hindi
* Kahaani Mein twist- Twist in the Story!


This post is a part of Write Over the Weekend, an initiative for Indian Bloggers by BlogAdda.


This post is a part of the Protest Against Smelly Stubble Activity in association with BlogAdda.

This is my Seventh Post for P.A.S.S. 
I was tagged by Titas in his Post HERE.


I would like to tag the 5 Bloggers- Kalpana, Biswa, Maniparna, InduSreesha

(This is an invitation for you to write a Post with your views within 200-300 words.
Do mention me as the Tagger!)

Please do share what you feel!
 
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List of WOW Posts of the Week HERE.
 Top post on IndiBlogger.in, the community of Indian Bloggers

55 comments:

  1. You have become an expert in Pass Anita and I love reading your posts ! :) well written though when I think of a stubble ., I immediately think of maan khurana from geet.. So cute :) hehe

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    1. Thanks a lot, Pallavi! :)
      Your 'expert' comment & love has brightened my Sunday :)
      How does your hubby react when you 'pass your attention' to other men with stubble?!!! Hee Hee :)

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    2. Haha! As long as its on TV,he is fine with it :D

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    3. Ha Ha! Cool hubby! May the good times continue :)

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  2. http://ideasolsi65.blogspot.in/2013/12/caught.html

    check this I have tagged you.

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    1. Thanks for the 2nd tag, but I'm afraid I won't be able to honor it as I already have reached the max Tag-limit!
      I have already responded to your previous Tag (in my 2nd Entry) & have tagged you in this Post of mine. Please acknowledge it :)

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  3. the idea takes the cake !!!! well thought out .... :D :D ... nice!!!!

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    1. Thanks Titas! Delighted it caught the Tagger's (your) attention & appreciation :)

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  4. Twisted Tale, well expressed.
    Take a bow, Anita, well done! :)

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    1. Will have to put my grey cells to serious work for PASS, expect it at maximum by day after tomorrow.
      Tuesday is the deadline. :)

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    2. Thank you so much, Poonam!
      Glad you liked it :)

      Am sure you'll have a very creative PASS entry :)
      Looking forward to it :)

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    3. Done, Ms. Contest Junkie! :D
      Here you go - http://stiryoursouls.blogspot.in/2013/12/mr-stubbly-stephen-vs-mr-clean-shaven.html
      And my acceptance mode is still on...
      So... :)
      Hope you enjoy the post. Do leave a footstep so I know you were there!

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    4. And, and... deadline and even the word limit - met!
      Tuesday's here, so is the post. :)

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    5. Dear Poonam, You bet!
      All conditions you've met :)
      Your creative Post is great.
      Clean-Shaven wins the debate! :)
      Thanks for your 1st response
      Hoping my 2nd Tag too gets your acceptance!

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    6. Getting Poetic, Are You, Dear?
      I must say, you got your rhyming basics clear! :)

      As for the tag, I'm eagerly waiting...
      To put up a post, which will be equally amazing. :)

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    7. Thanks for the support & inspiration, Ms. Kind Soul!
      My Next Post with your Tag is my present goal!
      You'll hear from me in a li'l while!
      Awaiting your next that'll again spread smile(s) :)

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    8. You're Welcome!
      Glad to have creative motivators like you in my circle.
      You're one precious encouragement!

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    9. Pleasure is mine too!
      I feel blessed thanks to nice folks like U :)

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    1. Thanks a lot, Indrani :) Glad you liked it!

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  6. Great post-you are very good at these.And thanks for thinking of me but i will tell you a secret--i am absolutely zilch at fiction-let me see if i can work out a post.

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    1. Thanks a lot Indu for your kind words :)
      Delighted that you have accepted my Tag.
      We can present facts too. The format is up to us. Am eager to read your views about the topic. Please do spare some time & thought. I look forward to your response :)

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  7. Lol. What a scare you must have given the officers. Thanks for the good laugh.

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    1. Thanks for stopping by and sharing your view!
      I gave a scare to my Brother & his friend (as the "Officers" were my friends in disguise!)
      Delighted that my Post served as medicine (Laughter is the best medicine!) :)

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  8. Hilarious ;) And YES...GLAD that you took a bolly-break...refreshing change on this one. CHEERSS!!

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    1. Thanks Sammya! GLAD you liked it :)
      So far for PASS, I have 3 Bollywood Posts & 4 stories. Trying to think of innovative ones for the final Tags :)

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  9. Nicely written post. You are certainly an explorer... it shows the way you have explored new dimensions for PASS..
    Here is response to your tag-http://cerebralrendezvous.blogspot.in/2013/12/monk-at-door-pius-porky-pies-leading-to.html

    I have tagged u here..Please have a look and take out time to write back for me.

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    1. Thanks Priyanka for your kind words :) "Explorer khush hua" :)
      Thank you so much for responding to my tag :)
      Your story is very well-narrated. Best wishes to you :)

      Thanks for your tag. However, I have exhausted my tag-limit (max 10 allowed)... Sad to turn down Tag-requests; have the final ones to complete now...

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    2. No problem dearie. I am new to tag game, so didnt know the exact rules. Wishing you all the very best for the contest :)

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    3. Thanks a lot dear :) Best wishes to you too :)

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  10. That's a lovely piece of writing great!

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    1. Thanks a lot for stopping by and reading. Appreciate it!
      Delighted that you loved it! Please visit often :)

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  11. April fool at its best... Loved it.
    Anita, I have tagged you in my pass post. Please accept it. No one has accepted my tag till now. :(

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    1. Thanks Preethi :) Glad you loved it :) The best thing about April Fool Joke is that all the people enjoy, except the ones who are at the receiving end :)

      Thanks for your tag, Preethi. Would have surely honored your tag had I not reached my max tag-acceptance-limit. Heart-breaking to refuse Tag-requests now.
      Grateful that I got my 1st PASS Tag-response from you. Hope you get your responses soon...

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    2. Preethi, I accepted your tag & responded too now that they have increased the number of entries! :) Hope you liked my Post-
      http://anitaexplorer.blogspot.in/2013/12/the-most-pausitive-person-ii.html

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  12. My, my! I'll have to hide my face when I come across policemen!

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    1. Certainly not Sir! Policemen too have utmost regard for Teacher! :)
      Lucky that your sis did not plan such master plan
      Here the Police-Officers were fake! :)

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  13. Mission accomplished. :) I have tagged you here

    Someone is Special

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    1. Thanks for the Tag, Sarav! I have already responded to your Tag in my 5th PASS Post :)
      But, now my tag-acceptance limit is exhausted :)
      If your tag acceptance is still on, then I'll tag you! :)

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  14. hehe..that's a nice post Anita..Enjoyed and laughed a lot ..:-D

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    1. Thank you Maniparna! Delighted that you liked it & smiled! :)

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    1. Thanks traveler for stopping by! Please visit often :)

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  16. Hi Anita, Please drop me a test mail on my email id bloggerpiyu@gmail.com I got a mail from BlogAdda regarding the tag response i gave to you and i need to discuss one the same.

    Waiting

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    1. Priyanka, Hope all is well now :) Thanks for the response.

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  17. What a delightful and humorous piece this is. Good job with stringing WOW and PASS. I pull the same joke on my brother that the cops will mistake you for a terrorist if you don't get that stubble off your face.
    Thanks for dropping by :)

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    1. Thanks Palak for visiting & for sharing such a heart-warming comment :)
      Glad you liked it!
      Yes, this terrorist threat is pretty common for the stubbled look :) Have overheard friends discussing so :)

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  18. WOW, my jaw literally dropped while reading this. LOL Brilliant job! ♥

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    1. Kathy, Thanks for the WOW comment :)
      I can't tell you how overwhelmed I'm :) THANKS :) <3

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  19. Hey Anita, I have tagged you here : Hey Aditya,I acknowledged your tag here : http://www.imtarunsingh.blogspot.in/2013/12/protest-against-unclean-stubble-part-2.html

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  20. Hey Anita,I have your tag here : http://www.imtarunsingh.blogspot.in/2013/12/protest-against-unclean-stubble-part-2.html

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    1. Thanks for Tagging me, Tarun. Don't know if I will be writing any more coz I have already responded to 16 unique tags! Best wishes :)

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