Showing posts with label Clean-Shaven. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Clean-Shaven. Show all posts

Sunday, 30 November 2014

Clean Bowled



[Continued from- The Match-Fixing]

(Story so far-
Facial-hair-sporting Raja has gone to Rani’s place with his family to “see” her and for suitable marriage alliance or match-fixing.)

Rani’s dog started barking seeing Raja. Also, Rani’s brother’s new-born twins started crying seeing Raja. 
It was embarrassing as Rani’s father explained, “They are used to clean-shaven people!”

When Raja and Rani were left alone in a room and were given a chance to talk, there was an eerie silence.  

Raja broke the ice and asked Rani to say something. Rani said, “Stubble reminds me of death in the family. I’m afraid I can’t marry you and then be constantly reminded of death everytime I see your face with the facial-hair…”

The Match-Fixing


Raja was on his way home, returning from his overseas assignment after a year.


His parents were eagerly waiting at the airport to receive him. They immediately set off to a girl’s place for match-making.

“Her name is Rani! Your names & horoscopes match perfectly! This is a match made in heaven!” Raja’s mom said. 

His younger sister, Rosy, didn’t look convinced. “Mom, we should have taken Bhai home. At least he should have been clean-shaven before seeing Rani.”

“We can’t lose the auspicious time for fixing the alliance and the first meeting between boy and girl!” their father said.

Raja said, “This is the first scene in the Hindi Movie- Holiday- when the hero is taken for match-making the moment he reaches the station! Did you watch the movie and get inspired by his parents? Real-life is imitating reel-life now!”

Rosy added, “Don’t forget- The hero rejects the heroine in the first meeting in that movie. I guess the reverse will be true in your case, Bhai!”

Their Mom said, “Rosy! Speak positive!”

Rani's Mr.Right

Rani was great fan of books & movies.
When her family was busy looking for a match for her, Rani prayed that they find her perfect Mr.Right.

She turned to her Gods. For the umpteenth time she noticed that all the Gods she worshipped are clean-shaven- Lord Jagannath, Lord Krishna, Lord Shiva… OMG!

“Dear God, I do hope my Mr.Right is smart and certainly clean-shaven like all the characters I love- Sherlock Holmes, Mr. Darcy, Prince Charming, Superman, Spiderman, Batman…
Superman, Spiderman, Batman
Even like my favorite real-life people like my Papa, Grandpa and Superstar Heroes of the Hindi Film Industry viz. Aamir Khan, Salman Khan, Shahrukh Khan!"

Sunday, 29 December 2013

The Most PAUSitive Person-I


I have been in love with him,
Ever since I set foot on Earth!
He’s the best; no one is like him,
He’s gifted me life…my birth…

He has been my horse & elephant,
Taken me on rides & drives galore,
He has gifted me all that I want…
Told stories, taught Maths & done more…

The ‘He’ in my life is Papa- my father!
Though I’m now his son-in-law’s wife,
He’s still my Knight-in-Shining-Armor,
A POSITIVE & integral part of my Life!

Papa-&-I
My Papa & I

My Papa is a professional Chartered Accountant (CA), who has his own firm and branches in many cities. He is a frequent-flier who’s often travelling for work. 
 
My Papa is much in demand with the local News-Channels for his views & for giving Budget talks all over India.

When my Papa was studying CA, he was offered a role as the hero of an Odia film! 

His clean shaven look bowled the Director over!

Of course, my Papa refused as he wanted to be a CA- Chartered Accountant & not a CA- Cinema Actor (He quotes this in his much-popular & awaited talks!) ! He was amongst the toppers of the CA Exams!

When my Papa went to see my Mom for the first time, his clean shaven look bowled her over!

They were married & I was born. His clean shaven look bowled me over!

My Papa has always been clean-shaven. He makes it a point to shave every day and be ‘presentable’. 

He encourages his staff to be clean-shaven too.

Once, a new-joinee had come to his office with a stubble.

Papa:I hate that unclean stubble. Why haven’t you shaved?”

Junior: “Sir, I had no time to shave…” 

Papa: “That's no excuse! Shaving doesn’t take much time! I do it every day within 2-minutes. Shall I teach you how to do 2-minutes-shaving*?”

The Junior apologized!

Everyone in his office follows my Papa’s 2-minutes-shaving-mandatory rule!

My Papa ROCKS!!!

*2-minutes-shaving- 2-minutes is not just for making Maggi noodles! Papa has been doing this successfully for many decades now!


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Sunday, 22 December 2013

Do Not Disturb While We P.A.U.S.!


Two brothers, Ram and Lakhan, had married two sisters, Sita and Gita respectively. The newly-married couples lived together. 

The two brothers had to leave for official work while the two sisters decided to visit their parent’s place. 

All was well till yesterday when Sita & Gita returned only to find a messy home, and 'unclean' husbands, who had grown stubbles!

Sita: “What have you done?”

Gita: “Just because we were out for a few days, doesn’t permit you to take revenge like this!”

Ram: “We thought you would like our new look! Everyone did!”

Lakhan: “We got compliments from our staff & friends that we look 'hot' & 'rough & tough'!”

Sita: “Oh Really? You must change your staff & friends then! I hate that unclean stubble.”

Gita: “So do I! BTW, only 17% females have no problem with the cleanliness of men with Stubble. We belong to the majority- 83%*. You both look like GUNDAY^!”

Sunday, 15 December 2013

PASS the Attention!


When Bhai* came from USA, Mom said, “I hate that unclean stubble & so will my honewaali-bahu*, Aditya…” 
Though I sided with Bhai sometimes, this time I supported Mom.

“Aditi, You’re younger than me!”  
Bhai always played this “you-are-young-card” though I am just 3 years younger!

Bhai is one of the most eligible bachelors in the world! 

Last year, my best-friend Diya confessed to me that she loved him! 
“But, I hate that unclean stubble” Diya had said. 

When Bhai went to the Mall to meet his best-friend (who also has a Stubble!), I followed him in a disguised-look. I occupied a table close to the duo in that Cafeteria. My heart missed a beat when I caught him looking at me…

Just then, a smart lady-Police-Officer arrived with a Police-Man. 
Heading straight to my Bhai’s table, she said, “You are under arrest!” 

Wednesday, 11 December 2013

Clean-Shaven Heroes PASS!


Most Heroes are Clean-Shaven. 

A quick list of the Superstar Heroes of the Hindi Film Industry shows us mostly those with no Stubble in most movies- Raj Kapoor, Sunil Dutt, Rajendra Kumar, Manoj Kumar, Amitabh Bachchan, Aamir Khan…

My previous Posts have more-

Bollywood Heroines- Reel & Real PASS Choice!


In 9 of the Top-10 Highest-Grossing Bollywood movies, the Heroes sport ZERO STUBBLE! 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_Bollywood_films

Moral: Being Clean-Shaven sets Cash-registers ringing! 

In the Hindi Movie, ‘Rajnigandha’, Clean-Shaven Amol Palekar (and not the bearded man) wins over the Heroine, Vidya Sinha!

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